I’ll try to post it below anyway, just in the slim chance that the Witness war machine hasn’t succeeded in eliminating every current video on the web with their Reich. Unfortunately for you and me, to watch this travesty you might have to look it up on YouTube yourself you see, as it turns out, the Jehovah’s Witness leadership (the aforementioned hypothetically Bath Salted-out old men) might have caught on to just how ridiculous this video is, because they’re now doing everything in their power to pull all of the posted videos of it off of the Internet before it goes viral. Well, well, well, my deliciously curious reader(s), the answer can only truly be gleaned by actually watching this horror of Computer Science play out in front of your own two eyes. So now that this disaster of CGI and religious fundamentalism has come together for the whole world to see, you might ask, “How terrible is it?”. One of these things is probably more likely than the other. The existence of this video is only possible because either A) it turns out that the Jehovah’s Witnesses were right after all, and now Satan is channeling his evil, future-prediction powers to me, or B) that the Jehovah’s Witnesses are just so profoundly stupid that they accidentally did something that my subconscious thought would be hilarious. Yep, it’s safe to assume that I’m not on good terms with these assholes anymore.Īnyway, I had one of the best moments of my life a few weeks ago when I discovered that my subconscious had somehow predicted the production of exactly what I had imagined: a spectacularly retarded Jehovah’s Witness animated children’s film, centering around stupid Jehovah’s Witness dogma and culminating in an unintentional exposé on exactly how the Witnesses indoctrinate their children. The only dream that could have been more satisfying would be one where the Jehovah’s Witness Clergy are tripping out on Bath Salts and eating each other’s faces to the tune of Yakity Sax, while comically slipping on over-sized banana peels-oh, and every time one of the clergy’s eyes get eaten, giant confetti guns shoot and dildos, pre-rubbed with only the lubiest KY Jelly, fall from the ceiling, confusing the already delirious and hungry old men. Put simply, this dream was on the exact opposite end of the spectrum from one of those “naked in public” dreams. That being said they are very humorous.Listen to the latest episode of the AIPT Movies Podcast! These two movies are from a woman that left one religion for an even worse religion. These are 100% accurate but rate very low by me. The only reason I rated it slightly low is the movies doesn't dwell that much on JWs, Yes the truth book and NWT make an appearance. The Jehovah's Witnesses are portrayed 7-% accurate. (I remember the sister's biography in the magazines) The turht is good actors are in this movie that add some humor to it. It portrays JWS in a good light however since it is based on a true story and a well known one in JW land. Big Eyes: Okay this is not for Ex JWs I guess. The movie is a favorite of mine, The songs and books are changed for copyright otherwise I would lace this at 90%Ĥ. The elders with a beard is accurate for Denmark. Such as sister preaching in pants in service. The story is a true story but the portrayal of certain witness activities is questionable. Otherwise the story is also 99% accurate and very sad.ģ. The coloring in the film is so bland and brown it's depressing. Apostasy: Unlike the first I hate this movie. Otherwise the portrayal of JWs is amazingly accurate and the book 'Crisis of Conscience makes an appearance halfway through the movie in the hands of an elder lolĢ. The only mistake is not a mistake but a copyright change from WT magazine to Truth magazine. Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk: This is 99% accurate. As such I have seen four legitimate and very accurate portrayals of Jehovah's Witnesses with a couple of oddballs.ġ. By movies I am not talking of documentaries. Some like a Deadly Devotion Episode I saw once tells a true story but the portal of JWs is all wrong. I have seen many movies or shows that make a passing reference to Jehovah's Witnesses but very few dwell on JWs.
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